Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
