is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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