Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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