you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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