someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Dignity is for republicans.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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