found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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