so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She announced her abortion via fbk
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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