I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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