I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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