new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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