i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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