I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize