i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
