I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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