Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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