I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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