so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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