"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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