But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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