...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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