He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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