I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My hand turned me down
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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