I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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