You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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