Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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