Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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