what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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