wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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