Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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