Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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