Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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