I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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