I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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