He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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