you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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