We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
COCAINE IS GR8
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