no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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