I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I checked into jail on foursquare
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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