Do vagina's smell?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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