No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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