Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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