My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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