But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Randomize
