apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
sick fucks of a feather flock together
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
So I just went to clothing optional bar
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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