I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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