Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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