How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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