her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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