Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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