the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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