Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
A+ Viking dick
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