So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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