What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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