You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Lo siento on account of my penis...
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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