When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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